my ancestors would be so ashamed SCORE 19
a masterclass in professionalism SCORE 24
aw, rats SCORE 22
when i lived at home, this was me 100% SCORE 22
i dont even know what to say SCORE 25
never seen a more perfect metaphor SCORE 15
no, *I’m* the funny friend SCORE 13
consider this fact SCORE 20
“trust me, nuwave country rap n roll is here to stay” SCORE 17
this what people mean when they tell me i’m foxy SCORE 30
“basically since i was a baby” SCORE 18
putting the “art” in “chart” SCORE 29
honestly i’ve been feeling the need for them since 25 SCORE 23
w-well…i-it’s not pink…it’s salmon ;) SCORE 31
that lunch was the bomb! SCORE 25
a severe whalement SCORE 5
getting good work done SCORE 23
gee, that sure happens fast SCORE 37
a true classic SCORE -9
name that book SCORE 30
if you find some, lmk SCORE 15
how about a short vacation to the fridge SCORE 19
elijah wood you look at that SCORE 13
which one are you? SCORE 31
good as new… SCORE 24
uhh, da pizza is-a very benne SCORE 15
that feeling when you get the wind knocked outta ya SCORE 7
the perfect hybrid of generational performance SCORE 35
honestly, a pretty good one SCORE 40
where do i apply SCORE 12
this picture tells a story of intent so concisely SCORE 15
or quoting your favorite commercials because you couldnt skip them SCORE 45