When someone compliments me… SCORE 119
Justin Timberlake. Past and present. SCORE 165
Google. SCORE 165
The key to marriage. SCORE 15
the thing about that is… SCORE 17
Gay penguins become adoptive parents. SCORE 0
I’m melting! SCORE 152
Well, that went over their head. SCORE 16
Always find your birth parent! SCORE 9
Stand up against racial stereotypes. SCORE 162
Thanks FedEx. SCORE 133
I love getting packages! SCORE 149
Yes Phil, yes SCORE 184
When someone tries talking to me while I’m watching Harry Potter! SCORE 135
Tricera-Hi-Tops SCORE 131
Meanwhile, in the wilds of Wal-Mart. SCORE 19
Beverage logic. SCORE 189
Kids vs. Adults SCORE 194
Cure for Ebola. SCORE -1
Whenever I stub my pinky toe. SCORE 109
#mythoughtsexactly SCORE 237
Weight gain tips with Chris Pratt. SCORE 165
Whenever I try to grow facial hair… SCORE 174
This cat is my workout soul mate. SCORE 129
How do you define “art”? SCORE 169
I’m in a wide open spaaaaaace! SCORE 10
This is what an 85 million dollar house looks like… SCORE 3
Just gonna put some salt in that wound SCORE 221
Why I won’t go camping… SCORE 16
Reverse puberty. SCORE 243
The brilliance of Homer. SCORE 108
1,042 SCORE 139