ah yes, joy is here SCORE 15
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
sometimes conversations good, sometimes conversations bad SCORE 21
FYI: SCORE 22
en garde SCORE 22
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
every. damn. time. SCORE 16
you’re hired SCORE 22
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 18
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
playing hard to get SCORE 18
just one day… SCORE 23
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
one person’s trash… SCORE 16
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
“f”, “L”, “plus ratio” – “twitter for android” SCORE 12
check in on your friends, send them memes <3 SCORE 21
this is quite the life SCORE 12
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
you tell ’em, gerald! SCORE 17
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
here, have these cookies SCORE 18
here, enjoy my people’s brains SCORE 19
