Problem solved. SCORE 111
No one listens to me SCORE 157
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 143
huh… $43 M… SCORE 97
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
Salvation for dummies SCORE 82
Elf’s Forest SCORE 133
Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 86
Old Habits SCORE 81
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
It’s all about the attitude SCORE 170
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 137
Jackie Chan photobombs SCORE 118
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 129
S C I E N C E B O Y E does a heckin good safety!! SCORE 130
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 130
A cat with unbelievable purring ability SCORE 128
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 64
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
How Your Body Works SCORE 129
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
NONSENSE SCORE 67
Not today you furry oaf! SCORE 85
You used to call me on my spellphone. SCORE 87
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126
#stopit SCORE 98
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143