Slow Robot
Winter+at+an+alpaca+farm
Quite+possibly+I+am+adept+at+avoiding+answering+questions.
Quite possibly I am adept at avoiding answering questions. SCORE 32
Layers+are+important.
Layers are important. SCORE 30
We+are+terrifying%2C+frankly.
We are terrifying, frankly. SCORE 28
Fractional+babies+are+problematic.
Fractional babies are problematic. SCORE 25
I+Am+The+One+Who+Knock-Diddly-Ocks
I Am The One Who Knock-Diddly-Ocks SCORE 10
TO+BATTLE
TO BATTLE SCORE 24
Wrecked.
Wrecked. SCORE 28
The+dolphins+tried+to+warn+us
The dolphins tried to warn us SCORE 31
Tarantulas+molt+their+fangs%2C+apparently.
Tarantulas molt their fangs, apparently. SCORE 14
Teach+your+children+well.
Teach your children well. SCORE 19
tick+tock
tick tock SCORE 29
I+fitted.
I fitted. SCORE 27
Hail+the+queen%21
Hail the queen! SCORE 30
Source+the+apathy.
Source the apathy. SCORE 37
Onwards%2C+to+battle%21
Onwards, to battle! SCORE 27
Small+town+USA%2C+in+an+echo+chamber.
Small town USA, in an echo chamber. SCORE 35
Buh%26%238230%3B+GOK
Buh… GOK SCORE 25
Never+could+figure+that+one+out%26%238230%3B
Never could figure that one out… SCORE 18
Deep+breaths+ladies%2C+you+deserve+it%21
Deep breaths ladies, you deserve it! SCORE 23
That+was+a+close+one
That was a close one SCORE 17
Another+thing+to+stress+about+every+morning.
Another thing to stress about every morning. SCORE 25
Gyna+baaaad
Gyna baaaad SCORE 22
Can%26%238217%3Bt+have+nice+things
Can’t have nice things SCORE 26
We+need+to+talk%26%238230%3B
We need to talk… SCORE 20
Elephant+shrews+are+more+closely+related+to+elephants+than+they+are+shrews%2C+BTW.
Elephant shrews are more closely related to elephants than they are shrews, BTW. SCORE 21
I%26%238217%3Bm+improving+my+best%21
I’m improving my best! SCORE 20
Hold+on+to+your+butts%21
Hold on to your butts! SCORE 24
What+a+JACKass
What a JACKass SCORE 24
Workers+eradicate+first+nest+of+%26%238216%3Bmurder+hornets%26%238217%3B+found+in+US
Workers eradicate first nest of ‘murder hornets’ found in US SCORE 26
deuces%26%238230%3B
deuces… SCORE 27
A+god+among+men.
A god among men. SCORE 27
Then%26%238230%3B+she+got%26%238230%3B+THE+SPRAY+BOTTLE%21%21%21
Then… she got… THE SPRAY BOTTLE!!! SCORE 22
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someone+hiked+3000+feet+just+for+this+troll
someone hiked 3000 feet just for this troll SCORE 16
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staying in the family SCORE 18
excuse+me%3F
excuse me? SCORE 19
yeah%2C+that+would+be+enpearassing
yeah, that would be enpearassing SCORE 12
got+beef%3F
got beef? SCORE -7
i+want+your+answers+in+the+comments+below
i want your answers in the comments below SCORE 23
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