they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
so true SCORE 37
there were no survivors SCORE 37
pebble and roll SCORE 65
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
important psa SCORE 44
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
too late SCORE 38
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
oh wow SCORE 48
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
5 days a week SCORE 45
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
must pet the pet SCORE 37
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
cats always come first SCORE 27
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
bad ass SCORE 38
