This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 48
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Mama no. SCORE 52
Every time. SCORE 37
+ cry. SCORE 118
The life of a book. SCORE 74
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57