birds aren’t real SCORE 2
just the facts SCORE 10
that’s not leg hair SCORE 20
buying this book now SCORE 35
all the wholesomeness in one photo SCORE 20
next question SCORE 25
the night awaits SCORE 7
no reason SCORE 16
let him rise SCORE 14
the interview that never ends SCORE 24
hold the line SCORE 23
i’m fat-bulous SCORE 22
wear it proudly SCORE 47
my brain lags SCORE 40
bed bugs! SCORE 22
the said the perfect couple doesn’t exist… SCORE 26
a 300 percent mortality rate SCORE 21
bring me the bucket SCORE 15
totally normal transportation in florida SCORE 25
every morning when i wake up SCORE 31
try throwing a piano SCORE 1
i didn’t need to sleep anyway SCORE 19
i’m gonna go home SCORE 41
you are perfect SCORE 17
victorian slang at its finest SCORE 16
adrian! SCORE 8
bunch of floppers! SCORE 32
if he fits, he sits SCORE 15
dream relationship SCORE 26
purrfecting his craft SCORE 28
the best politician SCORE 17
measuring time in mothers SCORE 33
