it started on a monday night… SCORE -5
i need some bethamphetamine SCORE 27
checks out SCORE 25
barts beware SCORE 10
it’s me, i’m the mf SCORE 14
“the enemy of my enemy is my friend” SCORE 20
does cornbread look like a liar to you? SCORE 28
that cat is living its best life SCORE 18
one might say it’s my main talent SCORE 21
but do all 10 dentists recommend it…? SCORE 8
i’m sooo trying this SCORE 35
100/100 design and marketing SCORE 18
this is how we unlock inter-dimensional travel SCORE -5
a proposition: we could, if we dared, try to use both – but only if it works; which doesn’t happen SCORE 10
10000% agree SCORE 18
the worst is when you’re driving and the sound is tires screeching or sirens SCORE 24
women have such unrealistically high expectations smh SCORE 20
there has to be balance SCORE 36
no one can roast you better than your mom SCORE 23
well…you never know till you try…? SCORE 26
the good life SCORE 38
i get too many of those emails that you don’t really respond to SCORE 25
monica out here with telepathic waves of doom SCORE 23
from 0-existential dread real quick SCORE 24
one happy smiley man SCORE 26
energetic to emotional SCORE 24
that’s a cute thought <3 SCORE 64
when the only thing that changed in your life was where you worked SCORE 26
i would just shrivel up and die SCORE 24
how dare you SCORE 21
a kat burglar SCORE 17
i meannnnn SCORE -2