wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
space facts on your back SCORE 37
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 86
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
no SCORE 23
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
help, i woke up SCORE 32
cute winking cat SCORE 19
muggle born SCORE 14
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29