I’ll allow it. SCORE 30
A morphine bottle from the 1880’s. SCORE 22
She must be wasted… SCORE 23
Perched. SCORE 34
Rest in peace legend. Kobe in 1998 SCORE 22
Meanwhile in Australia… won’t somebody please water the birds? SCORE 16
Hackerman ~1993. SCORE 12
Activate extreme funk. SCORE 22
Momma didn’t raise no sinner SCORE 15
Advanced dad jokes. SCORE 23
The times, they are a changin’ SCORE 21
No one ever does… SCORE 21
Bill Nye the Selfie guy SCORE 31
better be tax deductible… SCORE 23
Jarrito es muy bonita. SCORE 23
Have a very fishy birthday, bud. SCORE 26
One of those is a knife… Crocodile Dundee, probably. SCORE 13
Couldn’t resist the puppo… SCORE 20
The bus driver. SCORE 41
Stick Figures SCORE 25
…put you down as a no show, thanks bud. SCORE 27
National Geographic offices use their logo as door handles. SCORE 35
Ruff day… SCORE 24
You’re published! SCORE 35
This is what happens when robots mow your lawn… SCORE 35
First and last episode SCORE 29
Sharing is caring. SCORE 26
I didn’t realize there we 20 terrible families in the world… SCORE 33
The problems is that it’s January. SCORE 24
Now that’s what I call a full service establishment SCORE 21
Kids really do take it out of you… SCORE 23
That’ll be $300… SCORE 28