we literally did nothing SCORE 37
this must have been their intention SCORE 29
powered by god SCORE 15
terrible call SCORE 21
you ask the impossible SCORE 5
it was a long week SCORE 40
yeah, just leave it there SCORE 26
the family cries tears of joy SCORE 23
he still doesn’t know they own a vacuum SCORE 7
this should keep them busy SCORE 23
would be greatly appreciated SCORE 26
do not pass go. do not collect $200 SCORE 26
road ragin’ my way to work SCORE 16
it’s easier to just sleep SCORE 21
girth bird SCORE 11
disagree SCORE 30
sleep loud SCORE 24
not illegal, but it should be SCORE 31
attacked by a bear SCORE 11
loot my corpse SCORE 11
so soft! SCORE 17
all day really SCORE 16
don’t bother me SCORE 7
the freedom of living alone SCORE 13
he’s the most qualified SCORE 14
grab some popcorn, you’re gonna be here awhile SCORE 23
oh god punnett squares SCORE 32
love me SCORE 20
but not extra electricity SCORE 23
got it? SCORE 8
this is why i don’t read SCORE 16
the truth hurts SCORE 22
