When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
Dexter cupcakes. SCORE 171
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
Likely. SCORE 177
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
How hurricanes form. SCORE 136
Forever and always SCORE 0
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
My new calculator. SCORE 109
Vintage internets. SCORE 80
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
Chemistry teacher problems. SCORE 125
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
This generation. SCORE 265
How to troll. SCORE 181
The best lesson Disney can give. SCORE 122
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
Like a boss. SCORE 302
Every night. SCORE 220
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 355
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
