OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
College students can afford bacon?! SCORE 228
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
98 problems to go. SCORE 272
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
The problem with unicorns. SCORE 626
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1013
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
How do you play? SCORE 854
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 613
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Our planet needs us. SCORE 1214
4/21. SCORE 617
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
Are they twins? SCORE 590
When you hurt yourself… SCORE 844
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
Marathon. SCORE 2146
The Lion King Rises. SCORE 681
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 968
