*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
80 hours these days SCORE -19
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Fatality SCORE 40
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Dreams do come true SCORE 66
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Mother fluffer SCORE 39
I just became more metal SCORE 33
Real American hero SCORE 41
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
15, max. SCORE 51
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16