Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2177
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1764
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1751
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1716
This is why high heels hurt your feet. SCORE 289
I think it’s an E. SCORE 231
Atheists pick and choose their morals. SCORE 387
Every day I’m snufflin’. SCORE 209
Bill Gates is a ninja. SCORE 197
I lurve my tube… SCORE 255
