Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2177
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1764
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1751
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1716
Don’t be the person sucking the vibes out of the room, generally. SCORE 21
oooOOOOoooohhhhh SCORE 16
Career at Royal Mail, anyone? SCORE 24
Shut that beak. SCORE 22
Chonky foxes waiting for more grub. SCORE 29
Dad reflexes SCORE 32