Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2177
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1764
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1751
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1716
Gucci is at its worst SCORE 52
Public school dress code be like… SCORE 39
Help us… SCORE 47
Recently the US had its first measles epidemic in half a century SCORE 73
My friend’s dog is a deep sleeper and we had a leftover corn cob… SCORE 51
Who needs 5 hour energy when you have 55 hour? SCORE 45