Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2177
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1764
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1751
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1716
they can’t help themselves SCORE 16
why not both? SCORE 16
how badly do you have to go? SCORE 8
c’mon, finish cooking already! SCORE 14
mt doom scrolling SCORE 40
every vacation once you have kids SCORE 14