Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1763
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1752
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
Don’t think I don’t know… SCORE 175
Side effects may include…… SCORE 11
Magic. SCORE 219
Emma Stone Is The Best Sister Ever… SCORE 17
The teeniest puppy. SCORE 177
100-calorie packs SCORE 150