My cousin said my cat kind of looks like Ron Perlman SCORE 70
Home Alone with competent robbers. SCORE 115
When I hear computer scientists want the Clinton campaign to challenge the election results SCORE 48
Equal Parts SCORE 86
School Rules… SCORE 20
When I’m sleeping and smell any type of food whatsoever. SCORE 86
Me and Kylie Jenner are basically twins… SCORE 95
A box with artificial eyes from World War I SCORE 79
That time of year again!? SCORE 71
I need my safe space SCORE 89
Shiba latte SCORE 80
Back in my day… SCORE 167
Tsunami evacuation pod sold in Japan department store SCORE 81
Gingerbread Hogwarts castle SCORE 173
My people need me. SCORE 113
My mom put me in charge of the Thanksgiving centerpiece this year. SCORE 116
Pretty Sure Our Cat Thinks The Crib We Put SCORE 107
Hello? Yes hello this is Derp SCORE 62
Left my job today, this is the cake they got me….. SCORE 101
Dog tech support SCORE 32
I, uhhh. Cool Sarah. SCORE 79
Vertical gardens SCORE 103
awaken, my masters SCORE 102
So guys yeah, this happened.. SCORE 146
"We got a 10-95 – Dog on the loose without a leash" SCORE 119
Tap tap… tap SCORE -8
The best part of the day after Thanksgiving is the sandwiches. SCORE 56
Transparent fish! SCORE 101
Here kitty, kitty, kitty… SCORE 54
All Dogs Love Butt Scratches, All Cats Love Boxes SCORE 114
Set them free SCORE 78
"Attaaack!" SCORE 68