quiet fives SCORE -3
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
This is my song! SCORE 90
What torture. SCORE 190
Water is wet SCORE 26
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
Thriller. SCORE 137
Visiting friends who don’t have kids. SCORE 11
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
Agent T SCORE 261
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
hover orcas SCORE 11
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
government logic SCORE 11
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
That’s a valid point SCORE 253
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
Doing dips. SCORE 132
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -9
clap your Hans SCORE 14
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
Nope Nope Nope SCORE 17
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
invisible basketballs SCORE 15
No officer… SCORE 146
