Powering up..r..r..r..rrreeeeeee! SCORE 30
What about second recess? SCORE 28
‘Home at last’, the Bernie mumbled. SCORE 17
Oh wise panzer! SCORE 20
Also how I get my wife’s attention… SCORE 31
Cuddling with her baby SCORE 48
Pharmacists do so much SCORE 41
There’s a sniper post at the Superbowl event. SCORE 18
imagine the headlines on apple news SCORE 27
This duck got spooked by a goldfish as I took this photo SCORE 36
Blessed_pillow.exe SCORE 31
Yer a bumblebee, hairy… SCORE 35
Now that’s gangsta SCORE 26
Say meatball SCORE 36
Cute couple SCORE 33
For both toddlers and drunk adults. SCORE 35
This yardstick I found in my attic is old enough to have a single digit phone number. SCORE 35
The box my sandwich came in turns into soil SCORE 31
Moms may bite. SCORE 40
I miss those 40min lectures SCORE 26
Designed to crowdsource images for a timelapse SCORE 48
The reality of instagram modeling. SCORE 57
I’m too weak… SCORE 32
‘I did, I wrote that damn bill…’, Burnie. SCORE 25
I could listen to you all day. SCORE 26
I’ll just ask the McWaiter instead SCORE 35
The same but different… SCORE 34
Be kind to each other. SCORE 39
Barack Obama’s letter regarding the El Paso and Dayton incidents. SCORE 21
I would never put food down there… SCORE 23
Till death. SCORE 39
Got ‘eeem SCORE 27
