Fatherinator 3000 SCORE 195
Seems oddly familiar SCORE 111
Sugar glider instincts activated SCORE 115
Hold the phone… SCORE 98
Nuns preaching the truth SCORE 73
Always SCORE 175
It sort of makes you feel insulted. SCORE 92
Crying daughter SCORE 193
Southern Gothic SCORE 78
Dad clutching a baby runs onto stage to hold his ballet dancing daughter’s hand after she suffers stage fright… and becomes the star of the show SCORE 155
The real source of the feminine mystique SCORE 123
All the way to California SCORE 107
Swimming is overrated. SCORE 122
Dogzilla SCORE 99
Nothing worse than slow internet SCORE 114
underrated SCORE 132
You always need more SCORE 61
Could you not? SCORE 193
A man and his dog SCORE 112
*easily appalled * SCORE 124
Love you, mom SCORE 122
Special Bug SCORE 79
Never give up hope. SCORE 100
Best Rap Lyrics of 2018 SCORE 63
Pluto 2: Electric Boogaloo SCORE 134
Just one drink… SCORE 64
Oh, Missouri! SCORE 117
This man must be stopped! SCORE 96
Neighgativity SCORE 128
Shoo SCORE 61
Please remain calm SCORE 157
Skeleton of a toddler dinosaur recenty found in Alberta,Canada. It’s so well preserved that a possible cause of death could be determined (he drowned in a river) SCORE 115
