Keys. Phone. Wallet. Ready. SCORE 20
*mom intensifies* SCORE 24
I’ve had exactly enough of you. SCORE 16
Thanks I hate it. SCORE 38
GOT’EEEEM SCORE 19
The seagull footprints around this trash can with a bagel in it… SCORE 26
This Waterboy wrap on my local tire shops’ water fountain. SCORE 19
This USA Flag landed on Normandy Beach at D-Day, now returned to the USA as a gift from the Netherlands SCORE 30
Papa, no. SCORE 19
Seems legit SCORE 33
This restaurant has a discount for being friendly. SCORE 36
Why you do this? SCORE 13
Back in My Day… SCORE 30
SCIENCE! SCORE 40
spiders in the tub SCORE 32
Nailed it. – Dad, probably. SCORE 22
Baby, no. SCORE 20
I can’t believe you’ve done this… SCORE 22
Bro Bump SCORE 38
Go home, ball. SCORE 26
Well played… SCORE 23
It’s so crazy, it just might work. SCORE 17
Extreme buzz life. SCORE 23
You are a got dam hero SCORE 29
Well, yes, but actually uh huh SCORE 28
Funny money. SCORE 18
Hot or not SCORE 24
I am your grandmother now… SCORE 27
A medieval scribe doodled some penises on this Latin manuscript from the 1400s. SCORE 26
It’s the catnip way. SCORE 19
This robot exists to push the hay closer to the cows. SCORE 29
Shine bright like a diamond. SCORE 24
