Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Guys listen… SCORE 170
No. SCORE 88
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
China vs Germany SCORE 294
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Every time. SCORE 123
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Puppy! SCORE 107
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Accurate. SCORE 174
Dear Santa… SCORE 187
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
How the internet works. SCORE 181
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
BURN! SCORE 232
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
