He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
We’re Completely Serious SCORE -5
He didn’t sugercoat it SCORE 227
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 149
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
I want to do this. SCORE 295
A true first world problem. SCORE 16
So you see SCORE 20
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Complex carbohydrates SCORE 212
The happiest dog. SCORE 144
The grass is always greener. SCORE 17
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
Because Cute SCORE 16
Well That Escalated Quickly… SCORE 12
Things To do. SCORE 15
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
Imperial Walker SCORE 160
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Life is rough sometimes. SCORE 281
Thanks cleverbot… SCORE 7
Fall is coming. SCORE 13
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Dat cake. SCORE 5
Me? A princess? Shut up SCORE 5
