your parents have a cat now SCORE 48
i will not drive 7 hours for chips and dip SCORE 40
just act casual SCORE 21
she lived long enough to become the villain in her own story SCORE 29
an of course there’s a shard missing SCORE 10
oprah never saw it coming SCORE 23
makes me laugh every time SCORE 34
goodbye Jeffrey, you were my best friend SCORE 25
a brilliant idea SCORE 18
i can’t control the weather SCORE 37
he always believed SCORE 37
it works! SCORE 31
just like a skateboard SCORE 30
the one who got away SCORE 23
my knees quivered SCORE 27
i’m moving to this good boi’s town SCORE 24
i win SCORE 35
close enough SCORE 33
i don’t want to grab that drink SCORE 31
she can still hear his cries when the window is open at night SCORE 37
just one word SCORE 17
this is all your fault, larry SCORE 26
lol SCORE 35
my enemies shall kneel before me SCORE 34
what have you done to me, hooman? SCORE 37
negative parenting 101 SCORE 35
every morning SCORE 46
skeletor is a part of the family SCORE 34
sometimes you just gotta pull the ears back SCORE 33
he’s too old for this sh** SCORE 40
it’s a me, chris pratt SCORE 10
everything is fine SCORE 34
