My daughter was completely confused. Never thought a math problem could make me feel old! SCORE 103
Worth a try. SCORE 125
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107
Who wore it best? SCORE 172
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 143
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
I’m the cutest camera. SCORE 118
The definition of mad lad SCORE 136
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 155
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 101
RIP Betty White SCORE 109
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 79
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
Worth a try. SCORE 78
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 104
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 94
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Whenever an unsubscribe form asks for my email SCORE 89
