My potted cactus died SCORE 164
Drove by one of the best billboard ads I’ve ever seen this morning. SCORE 111
I feel IT SCORE 7
Monday Lisa SCORE 9
Because Chicken Broth is photo worthy. SCORE -55
How’s Waldo? SCORE 10
That’s the domain you decided to go with? SCORE 75
Don’t worry about the people who aren’t happy for you. SCORE 12
The Xenostapler Is Scary SCORE 12
Shots fired. SCORE 193
Dad? Since when did you start working there? SCORE 84
Complete defeat SCORE 140
Time of the Moon-th SCORE 177
Cookie Monster is bringing culture and philosophy into your house SCORE 10
I’m Quite Good At Petris SCORE 13
Please tell me I'm not the only one. SCORE 12
Having children SCORE 2
Pretty Serious SCORE 14
Eeny meany miny moe, we can do it fast or slow SCORE 176
I Want To Look Like That SCORE 152
I think I need to make this SCORE 161
Finally… SCORE 13
I just wanna pet it SCORE 131
Found this at my local Target… SCORE 104
Oh God, Please Don’t Kiss Me SCORE 124
Don't be in a wheelchair. Stand up, run a marathon SCORE 16
Then and now SCORE 136
Tom Hardy loves every dog SCORE 111
Labrador Thinks He’s A Kid SCORE 146
Saw Adam Sandler SCORE 11
So smooth SCORE 12
The rules of karaoke SCORE 79
