The life of a book. SCORE 74
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
I GUESS SCORE 46
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 65
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
+ cry. SCORE 119
Doggo loves hooman SCORE 103
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 48
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
How to find a dog. SCORE 65
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 117
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 58
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Paragraph. SCORE 52
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
