My resume lied SCORE 30
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Live long and prosper… SCORE 32
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
Fake smile and nod SCORE 25
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
What year is ist? SCORE 34
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
Or maybe Ghostface just won the lottery? SCORE 42
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
One meow to rule them all SCORE 31
Flying first class SCORE 24
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
True friendship SCORE 23
ENCORE! SCORE 22
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
Don’t even breathe SCORE 10
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
request denied SCORE 30
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
It also counts as exercise SCORE 27
All hail King Kitten SCORE 27
Sounds painful SCORE 28
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
My dream day SCORE 24
The end is nigh SCORE 39
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
Wait until she learns about HOA fees SCORE 47
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
Problem solved SCORE 42
