you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
the trinity of tedium SCORE 66
hot take! SCORE 59
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
smart shopping SCORE 39
quarantine casually depressed SCORE 28
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
always make it a true daily double SCORE 28
dogs are smarter than humans SCORE 35
they’re brutal SCORE 45
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
$30 uber SCORE 30
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
he might be right SCORE 30
life insurance payout SCORE 42
at least he listened SCORE 25
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
pretty much SCORE 29
Deborah was not happy SCORE 30
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
only made me like the place more SCORE 38
this dad was on another level SCORE 39
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
nap time! SCORE 38
it’s a test SCORE 21
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
holy cow! SCORE 40
