
My cat steals potatoes and walks around like a boss. SCORE 83

Nailed it. SCORE 427

I know that feel bro. SCORE 303

I'm noticing a pattern here... SCORE 299

Pack only the basics SCORE 126

The Dark Lord has spoken! SCORE 95

I must go. SCORE 237

This record has a 3D hologram of a Tie fighter on it SCORE 56

Hello fellow millenials! SCORE 45

Priorities. SCORE 160

Advanced dad jokes. SCORE 21

Louis C.K.'s kids want to be comedians too. SCORE 242

This swing is designed so that the kid and the parent can swing together. SCORE 119

Office pranks SCORE 86

On school. SCORE 138

Oh snap! SCORE 310

I am never returning this back to the library. SCORE 30

google... SCORE 165

If Indiana Jones Was Realistic SCORE 48

And Barack Obama with the assist SCORE 74

Listen to beautiful music. SCORE 145

The best sales tactic SCORE 60

Whammy SCORE 104

Boosters engaged. SCORE 16

Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 46

You have made a powerful enemy today SCORE 187

Somebody answer this SCORE 90

Great observation of the present day SCORE 126

What it's like to be an introvert. SCORE 189

Just found the reason to get a selfie stick SCORE 111

Pizza SCORE 112

Hovercat returns. SCORE 251