working cat SCORE 20
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
accidental beauty SCORE 31
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
a very small dog SCORE 15
did i stutter? SCORE 12
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
every segment on the news SCORE 14
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
memorable first customer SCORE 17
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
is this satire? SCORE 14
i like bananas SCORE 9
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
cats find a way SCORE 23
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
zero traction SCORE 11
slap them SCORE 13
supersize it SCORE -4
it’s perfect SCORE 21
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22