Does it make me a bad parent if im like this? SCORE 154
Dogs can sense earthquakes. SCORE 142
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
After a long day of fetch SCORE 9
My love life. SCORE 171
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
My life SCORE 113
Words to live by SCORE 16
Loud music. SCORE 15
I hate my life. SCORE 12
My kind of princess. Taco Belle. SCORE 98
An $8 million Monet painting after a man punched it SCORE -4
When you try to go to sleep while you’re drunk. SCORE 12
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
Loki. SCORE 152
Soy milk. SCORE 11
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
Password strength: Blonde. SCORE 10
This guy repaints doll faces. SCORE 202
How well I sleep. SCORE 8
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
Got my girlfriend a leather jacket for Christmas. SCORE -6
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
Group projects. SCORE 149
I could watch this all day. SCORE 150
How to pretend to be an adult. SCORE 116
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
I have a new dentist now… SCORE 12
Best headline ever. SCORE 120
Colorblind. SCORE 136
