Papa bless SCORE 93
Be more specific next time SCORE 160
10 months clean before and after. SCORE 33
Sex is like pizza SCORE 155
The horrors weren't common knowledge yet SCORE 192
Best friends... SCORE 182
And for my next trick... SCORE 194
I just saw my future SCORE 57
Not sure if my house normally makes that sound... SCORE 267
Sprinting dachshunds dressed as hot dogs SCORE 99
For all the ladies... SCORE 267
Convenience SCORE 259
honestly- thanks. SCORE 172
Cats = happiness. SCORE 81
Bite marks SCORE 231
Magic... SCORE 151
Romance. SCORE 140
Dogs vs. books SCORE 179
Just a fox on the subway SCORE 156
Does it make me a bad parent if im like this? SCORE 152
Some Good Parenting SCORE 186
A skull pocket watch from 1780 SCORE 130
Oh Google. SCORE 225
Tuition in 1956 SCORE 111
Childhood. SCORE 303
Sam is unamoosed. SCORE 149
Introverts SCORE 222
Never regret something that once made you smile. SCORE 67
Rawr! SCORE 172
beware of the anaconda! SCORE 67
That last one, though SCORE 142
Every great scientific truth. SCORE 163
