Pole dancing. SCORE 117
Zorba has two eye colors… in each eye. SCORE 150
K-Mart in Detroit SCORE 125
Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010 SCORE 137
Nobody knows horsepower like I do. SCORE 116
The red paperclip makes it SCORE 184
How well I sleep… SCORE 70
Crushes, Frozen Yogurt, and a Fake Game of Thrones Spoiler SCORE -1
Katy Perry fan. SCORE 175
Me at a bar. SCORE 196
Sherlock + Coke. Forever. SCORE 219
Extroverts. SCORE 9
Columbian Man SCORE 172
Jurassic Park from the Velociraptors’ Perspective SCORE 217
Halloween costumes. SCORE 152
Non-disguised blessings. SCORE 134
Leaving dishes in the sink. SCORE 148
how lotr should have gone SCORE 15
You will never be this happy. SCORE 137
Poor moon… SCORE 13
How Do You Sleep At Night? SCORE 166
Australians and their cricket SCORE 1
Asexual is an orientation. SCORE 189
Huffpost fixes mistake, makes same mistake in Correction SCORE 11
A better way to pour orange juice. SCORE 111
My anaconda don’t want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son. SCORE 127
Pump action bike SCORE 12
I eat when I’m depressed. SCORE 108
Super Game Facts: Castlevania – Symphony of the Night SCORE -19
Hiding my hangover with sunglasses and a hoodie. SCORE 7
Feeding homeless animals. SCORE 164
This really turns me on… SCORE 14
