Git Gud SCORE 118
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 65
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 128
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 65
Under Water SCORE 98
The Louvre, USA. SCORE 61
They know who we are.. SCORE 83
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 109
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 95
Moves like Jagger SCORE 90
Weird SCORE 46
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
Totally SCORE 87
You had me at “ruse” SCORE 109
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
