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You+miss+100+percent+of+the+shots+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+take.
You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take.
SCORE 68
Have+you+ever+wanted+to+punch+a+child%3F
Have you ever wanted to punch a child? SCORE 210
Lies%21
Lies! SCORE 273
Obi-Juan+Kenobi.
Obi-Juan Kenobi. SCORE 249
Dreamsicle.
Dreamsicle. SCORE 251
Why+i%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+hell%26%238230%3B
Why i’m going to hell… SCORE 180
When+nerds+fall+in+love.
When nerds fall in love. SCORE 229
%26%238230%3BI+can+live+with+that.
…I can live with that. SCORE 217
Meanwhile+in+Brazil.
Meanwhile in Brazil. SCORE 265
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+lIttle+lad+who+loves+berries+and+cream.
I’m a lIttle lad who loves berries and cream. SCORE 204
Meanwhile%2C+in+my+pocket.
Meanwhile, in my pocket. SCORE 132
Do+want.
Do want. SCORE 189
So+that%26%238217%3Bs+how+they+do+it.
So that’s how they do it. SCORE 127
You%26%238217%3Bre+not+drunk+until%26%238230%3B
You’re not drunk until… SCORE 198
Skill+required+vs.+Fame.
Skill required vs. Fame. SCORE 193
My+milkshakes%21
My milkshakes! SCORE 378
MEGA+best+friends%21
MEGA best friends! SCORE 228
Tickling.
Tickling. SCORE 305
BURN%21
BURN! SCORE 266
Meanwhile%2C+in+Sweden.
Meanwhile, in Sweden. SCORE 185
Every+time.
Every time. SCORE 280
MUST.+RESIST.+PAIN.
MUST. RESIST. PAIN. SCORE 291
You%26%238217%3Bre+not+my+real+mom%21
You’re not my real mom! SCORE 300
Zombie+defense.
Zombie defense. SCORE 325
Advice.
Advice. SCORE 267
How+many+apples+grow+on+a+tree%3F
How many apples grow on a tree? SCORE 194
Kitty+missiles.
Kitty missiles. SCORE 156
You+just+have+internet+access.
You just have internet access. SCORE 179
Opened+a+pack+of+gum+in+class%26%238230%3B
Opened a pack of gum in class… SCORE 155
Harry+Potter.
Harry Potter. SCORE 318
I+can+relate.
I can relate. SCORE 285
You+gonna+eat+that+chair%3F
You gonna eat that chair? SCORE 147
Please+be+troll%26%238230%3B
Please be troll… SCORE 369
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Profound.+Thank+you+Japan.
Profound. Thank you Japan. SCORE 2178
Marathon.
Marathon. SCORE 2146
How+can+you+talk+if+you+haven%26%238217%3Bt+got+a+brain%3F
How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? SCORE 2044
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter. SCORE 1762
It%26%238217%3Bs+ok+to+be+gay%26%238230%3B
It’s ok to be gay… SCORE 1753
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
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self+hate+bonus
self hate bonus SCORE 78
tube+fresh
tube fresh SCORE 25
he+instantly+regretted+his+decision
he instantly regretted his decision SCORE 33
welcome+to+the+jungle
welcome to the jungle SCORE 15
i%26%238217%3Bll+have+the+one+where+i%26%238217%3Bm+falling%2C+please
i’ll have the one where i’m falling, please SCORE 31
vaccinated+af
vaccinated af SCORE 45
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