it’s called fashun SCORE 22
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
cats always come first SCORE 27
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
pebble and roll SCORE 65
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
5 days a week SCORE 45
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
so true SCORE 37
too late SCORE 38
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
there were no survivors SCORE 37
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
bad ass SCORE 38
oh wow SCORE 49
must pet the pet SCORE 37
