We’re sorry our product stinks SCORE 0
I guess I need a floating hammock bathtub SCORE 22
Attach a laser pointer to your cat’s head. SCORE 154
Forever 33. SCORE 21
Oh snap! SCORE 132
Ebola in Dallas SCORE 12
Smack DOWN SCORE -36
When I hesitantly hug my partner after a fight when they’re still mad. SCORE 19
Nope. SCORE 97
Your kind of crazy. SCORE 131
Wind it up. SCORE 16
Every Grunt from Home Improvement SCORE 6
Disney gender reversal. SCORE 148
Nah. Too much work. SCORE 14
The sea. SCORE 128
I can still smell them SCORE 102
The Ron Swanson Luchables Kit SCORE 10
Paranormal activity. SCORE 104
How we know winter is coming. SCORE 157
We’ll be replaced by robots SCORE 0
I’m so in debt I can… SCORE 155
The instructions for my new dog shampoo SCORE 202
I guess I need a floating hammock bathtub SCORE 22
Skinny jeans will be the death of me. SCORE 124
next week on doctor who… SCORE 111
Life is not a fairy tale. SCORE 92
It’s a big world out there SCORE 161
That explains it. SCORE 229
Arthur for the win SCORE 230
Dogs of the world. SCORE 83
I found the manliest soup ever. SCORE 10
Free advertising. SCORE 180