Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
NASCAR never even went to the moon. SCORE 21
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
Fishing for dough nuts. SCORE 18
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25
Sending Harts To Eberywan SCORE 29
The more you know. SCORE 36
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
You gonna pop big time, eventually. SCORE 33
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
We’ll send our best! SCORE 24
America doesn’t run presently, but I see your point SCORE 11
I LOVE LAMP SCORE 31
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 7
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
Villains say things hero’s can’t. SCORE 33
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
You’ll have to go elsewheres, Sarah. SCORE 19
I could show you the world later. SCORE 26
Cats can teleport. SCORE 28