Waking up. SCORE 107
How I met your mother. SCORE 131
Whenever I try to get out of bed in the winter. SCORE 200
Why I don’t run. SCORE 187
What would you do? SCORE 321
How Twitter works. SCORE 63
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Sexy Lady SCORE 6
Like a boss. SCORE 151
1,000 Likes to get a cat. SCORE 303
When you hold a shell to your ear. SCORE 105
Accurate. SCORE 154
Right in the childhood. SCORE 331
Accurate. SCORE 158
Sage advice. SCORE 216
You know you’re from the 90s whe– SCORE 187
Magic. SCORE 168
Ba dum tss… SCORE 181
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 112
Best present ever SCORE 4
The dangers of not texting back. SCORE 309
Things cows don’t do. SCORE 137
Om nom nom. SCORE 148
Dissection of a knitted mouse. SCORE 115
The Hunger Games. SCORE 218
Such a missed opportunity. SCORE 195
The prediction. SCORE 54
All the Bonds! SCORE 168
Life can be cruel. SCORE 58
Or a chair… SCORE 4
Please? SCORE 111
Mom was worried about my trip to the Grand Canyon… SCORE 347
The science of cutenicity. SCORE 102
