Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 20
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
On my way, Padre! SCORE 13
sent via FAX SCORE 15
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Do the blink! SCORE 23
*have SCORE 16
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Steal the world! SCORE 21
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
hello little friend SCORE 20