Next stop, the Olympics. SCORE 157
Wait till you see the vet bill... SCORE 27
Watermelon cake. SCORE 247
How did Hitler feel about territory? SCORE 113
A request to the athletic department. SCORE 166
I mean, it does sound like one... SCORE 72
Living in the present. SCORE 60
High five mom! SCORE 188
I think that just makes you a jerk. SCORE 255
Mars, if it still had a magnetic field, atmosphere and water SCORE 48
The Simpsons gets it. SCORE 154
What a time to be awake! SCORE 20
Fun fact SCORE 119
Walrus workout SCORE 188
My Facebook memory from two years ago made my day. Best Amazon review ever! SCORE 83
"Onward, noble steed!" SCORE 112
A real head scratcher... SCORE 24
Sleepy Vs. Tired SCORE 65
She found her spirit animal. SCORE 128
Be careful of your kindness. SCORE 190
Bull's eye. SCORE 105
How did you get off death row, Marc? SCORE 32
Never Too Old To Look Good SCORE 192
Weekend life. SCORE 205
The brain is amazing... SCORE 283
Back to school SCORE 160
Dragon world problems. SCORE 131
Garbage Persons, SCORE 30
Jack Black and the School of Rock kids 10 years later SCORE 168
Put your feelings on signs SCORE 84
The Canadians are leeching... SCORE 28
If men could get pregnant SCORE 151
