we have one useful hand SCORE 22
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
sleeps on arm SCORE 16
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
when life imitates art SCORE 24
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
chef boyardee on wheels SCORE 14
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
this is what i mean SCORE 43
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
roger roger SCORE 14
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
at least there are cats SCORE 20
you’re not an alpha male SCORE 40
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
only feathers SCORE 9
eat more ice cream for breakfast SCORE 27
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
species and age, please SCORE 40
keeps missing scene SCORE 30
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
beavers hate water SCORE 35
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
dog wood trees SCORE 26
pupils dilate SCORE 44
