How I feel about Mondays. SCORE 150
Wet paint. SCORE 233
The worst kind of surprise. SCORE 266
What happens when you microwave Ivory soap. SCORE 271
Day 42: The humans still think I’m a baked potato. SCORE 268
Burn. SCORE 241
The lie detective. SCORE 104
Sipping my box of juice. SCORE 211
Cats are jerks. SCORE 103
Mirror, mirror, on the wall. SCORE 285
Animal pickup lines. SCORE 250
White bread. SCORE 306
A piece of meat. SCORE 128
Cats are jerks. SCORE 113
I must go, my people need me. SCORE 262
Dear vegetarians. SCORE 117
How getting a job works. SCORE 270
His favorite spot. SCORE 266
This song is so sexist. SCORE 255
I was framed! SCORE 317
Wearable planters. SCORE 229
Proof. SCORE 148
That’s so sweet… oh wait. SCORE 157
Scumbag Subway. SCORE 146
Reactions to sites going down. SCORE 278
Iron Man Bear. SCORE 162
Please be trolling. SCORE 338
For science. SCORE 241
Nice try though. SCORE 220
Ur flavr. It hurtz me. SCORE 223
No, I will not play Call Me Maybe. SCORE 246
Stay calm. SCORE 276
