When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
Just mortician things… SCORE 29
The fridge was running… SCORE 25
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31
Not bad… SCORE 36
The ultimate insult SCORE 39
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 36
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
Give us the tomate! SCORE 24
Irony is art. SCORE 31
Perspective is everything. SCORE 36
Love is odd. SCORE 42
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
*easily amused* SCORE 46
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
This is why I game. SCORE 38
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
It meeeaaaaans no worries. SCORE 21
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
City’s full. SCORE 20
Human v2.3 SCORE 22
Father son goals. SCORE 36
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 34
Barista good. SCORE 60
This thicc banana SCORE 18
