When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
During this heatwave… SCORE 173
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 182
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 275
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
Glam rock. SCORE 157
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
Every time. SCORE 135
Every day. SCORE 212
What “meow” means. SCORE 300
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
Every young man should learn how to change a tire. SCORE 243
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
I’ve been betray! SCORE 339
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
Don’t go bacon my heart… SCORE 195
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
One does not simply leave bubble wrap untouched. SCORE 245
Conundrum. SCORE 210
