flan from god SCORE 22
more milk per milk SCORE 17
don’t fix the sign. see what happens SCORE 17
penelope refuses to be contained SCORE 23
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8
go back to c SCORE 25
dirty talk SCORE 22
the dog has not been unlocked yet SCORE 31
did you hear the honk? SCORE 28
welcome to the working world, kid SCORE 20
always screaming SCORE 5
disappointed hedgehog SCORE 23
time is of the essence SCORE 17
don’t tell mom SCORE 24
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
burns so good SCORE 4
evil genius SCORE 13
i’m the joke SCORE 19
got it SCORE 19
she slept the entire flight SCORE 14
chocolate sandwich biscuits SCORE 17
supportively unsupportive SCORE 16
not even mad SCORE 27
everything else sucks SCORE 16
the leaning tower of snowman SCORE 41
loin king SCORE 27
pure happiness SCORE 20
i relate to this 3 year old so much SCORE 29
i don’t think he can SCORE 7
happy birthday! SCORE 19
i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 20
extra crust SCORE 28
